Mark Sanford Caper Smells Fishy

Mark Sanford. This guy. Jesus... I have to go with my first instinct (later strengthened by the great Phil Hendrie) about how a story this shameful, this nasty (particularly for his family), this bizzaro, could come to pass. Yes, I've pondered it all day. And now I am getting tired. While pondering the scene, these wonderful thoughts came to my mind as I drifted off into a deep sleep:


The weirdness and high strangeness of his actions this past week.
The deep hypocrisy.
Argentina.
His white-bread, creepy demeanor.
That INSANE press conference that took him 7 minutes to get to why there was even a press conference being held.
Argentina.
He is a good Christian bible thumping freak hypocrite.

There really is only one logical monster of a factor left to be discovered-- wait for it...

Mark Sanford has been fucking a transvestite and will now do whatever he can to make this story go away before that fact is revealed.

Many of my past hunches have been dead on, of course some wrong, I make them every day and I'll never quit. Let us hope we find out the truth by an anonymous tipster the way those "sexy" texts were revealed.

Brace yourself, this story is about to go from weird to ultra-transvixenlike. Me likey these stories.

Andrzej Dragan

Two Trains Collide in DC

I was just happening to be listening to the news and heard this ...

WASHINGTON - Metro confirms two trains have collided on the Red Line between the Takoma and Fort Totten stations. It happened close to the Fort Totten station, a Metro spokesperson said.

More news to follow...

FIRST UPDATE: 30 seconds later. No injuries reported yet. Go back to work.

SECOND UPDATE: 1 person confirmed dead. Others trapped.

THIRD UPDATE: 1 dead, 9 injured. And now my boss is looking at me like I'm nuts.

But now the developments have just blown up...

I'm hearing 9 dead, 54 injured. This is only third hand speculation from a local news anchor, NOT official, but the totals are going to jump up if those rumors are true.

This tragedy is getting worse with each update...

FORTH UPDATE: 3:10pm (Pac) - 2 confirmed dead.

Two trains, during rush hour, have collided and are on top of each other.

Tune in to KNX 1070: D.C. fire spokesman Alan Etter says other passengers have been severely injured in what he describes as a "mass casualty event."

Henry Lee Summer released to rehab

53 year-old former 80s strummer and country-ish twanger Henry Lee Summer, who scored a hit with the forgettable single I Wish I Had A Girl, has been released to a rehab center stemming from an episode involving meth, cops and pepper spray. The song isn't bad, and the accompanying video is just vintage weirdo-player with a sweet mullet trying to nail every hotty in Hollywood. It really took me back... to a day when maybe he wasn't strung out on the cheap stuff. Dr. Drew, this man needs your help.

Pablo

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FCC Announces Open Meeting

NEWS
Federal Communications Commission
445 12th Street, S.W.
Washington, D. C. 20554


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NEWS MEDIA CONTACT:
June 12, 2009 David Fiske 202-418-0513
Email: david.fiske@fcc.gov



FCC ANNOUNCES TENTATIVE AGENDA FOR JULY 2, 2009 OPEN MEETING

Washington, D.C. – Federal Communications Commission Acting Chairman Michael J. Copps announced a tentative agenda for the next open Commission meeting scheduled for Thursday, July 2, 2009:

1. Presentations

• An update on the June 12th DTV transition and ongoing DTV efforts.

• A status report on the Commission’s process for developing a National Broadband Plan.

2. AM Radio Stations – Use of FM Translators

• A Report and Order adopting rule changes to expand the permissible service of authorized FM translator stations to allow their use as a fill-in service for AM radio stations.

3. Fixed Wireless Services in the 6 GHz and 23 GHz Bands

• A Notice of Proposed Rulemaking and Order on modifying and streamlining the rules governing fixed wireless services in the 6 GHz and 23 GHz bands.

4. Medical Body Area Network Service

• A Notice of Proposed Rulemaking seeking comment on allocating spectrum in the 2.3 GHz and 5.2 GHz bands and establishing service and technical rules for operation of medical body area networks for monitoring a patient’s physiological data.


-FCC-

News and information about the Federal Communications Commission is available at www.fcc.gov.

Editor note: Maybe people will attend this and discuss their frustrations with the new DTV transition.

Some of my newer articles for examiner

2009 Walk of Fame inductees:

I know, in reality, who gives a crap.

Then I did another one that got hits:

It's about Phil Spector taking off his wig. Pretty strange article coming from a fellow baldielox, but it's just so much damn fun, I can't stop.

No, no... expect more stuff on the dailies coming soon... I'm working on my method of attack, but in the meanwhile, check out some of my work for Examiner.

3am

Eminem's new video...